Change, Change; McCain's our man!

If John can't change then nobody can!!  

    

If it’s change you want, McCain’s your man.  He 's the most consistent changling  in town - DC that is.  

   

Then he was against the Bush/Cheney Iraq attack...

Now he says we might want to overstay our “welcome” by 100 years.   

   

Then he was against the Bush/Cheney torture drive...

Now he has waffled on that to be one of the Bush/Cheney boys.   

   

Then he was critical and disdainful of the neocon religious extreme right...  

Now he is courting the neocon religious extreme right’s support.

    

Then his experience qualified him to steer the ship of state steady as she goes...

Now he is the champion of changing our course, where only he knows.

     

He was against the Bush tax breaks for the Wealthy over the Average American...

Now he’s for making the Bush tax breaks for the wealthy permanent.   

     

He was for legalizing the illegal aliens among us and making them citizens...

Then to cater to the Republican distaste for that he was against it...    

But now that the primary is over, is for legalizing…

  

He was against repeal of the offshore drilling moratorium...   

Now he is for repeal of the offshore drilling moratorium.      

   

McCain changes so reliably that he might better be called McChange.  But at least now he is getting behind Bush to change - or not change - or ...

  

If it's change you want, you can’t beat McCain.  He is no longer beating around the Bush about change.  Eight more years of ... Bush?!?!

  

The only certainty in life is that it will change!  And McChange is the hood ornament on that admiral's gig of wisdom.  If you don't like his stance on an issue, simply wait a few minutes.  It will go away and you might like his new stance on the issue better.